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Judoon Platoon upon the Moon

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
Apr 18 '14

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

Apr 18 '14
Apr 18 '14

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

Apr 18 '14
whatisgoingonpleasehelp:


Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

fuck off no it isnt i think. ive seen way clearer im pretty sure. go to hell most likely

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

fuck off no it isnt i think. ive seen way clearer im pretty sure. go to hell most likely

(Source: xlizardx)

Apr 17 '14
shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"
"and she’s a gorilla"
"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"
"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"
"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

(Source: theclearlydope)

Apr 17 '14

fudou:

how to disarm someone by seto kaiba

Apr 17 '14

lunathepug:

What kind of noise is that supposed to be, Luna?

Apr 17 '14

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

Oh bother.

Apr 17 '14
awkward-avoidance-viking:

23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant
A micro-crack in steel
Household dust
Needle and thread
E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)
A moth wing
Leaf of a Virginia spiderwort
Marijuana
Shark skin


HOOOOH MY GOD

I’m in love

awkward-avoidance-viking:

23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plantA micro-crack in steel

A micro-crack in steelHousehold dust

Household dustNeedle and thread

Needle and threadE.coli bacteria on lettuce

E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)A moth wing

A moth wingLeaf of a Virginia spiderwort

Leaf of a Virginia spiderwortMarijuana

Marijuanashark skin

Shark skin

HOOOOH MY GOD

I’m in love

Apr 17 '14

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

Apr 16 '14
"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

Apr 16 '14
clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

Apr 16 '14

(Source: ladyleigh89)

Apr 16 '14

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

Apr 16 '14

kardashy:

an unexpected twist